Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sharpen their knives, huh?



When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

6 Comments:

Blogger deryke said...

if you were a girl rex, i'd marry you!

June 25, 2008 at 7:58 PM  
Blogger tqmcintl said...

Nah
I dont want marriage Deryke
just a roll in the hay

whats your age hunny?

June 25, 2008 at 10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rex is an enigma Derick
I dont know if he is man woman or child

I dont know what he/she does for a living

all i know is this guy has no roots
he appears for a day

and then disappears for months

June 25, 2008 at 10:27 PM  
Blogger Mizrepresent said...

You are so comical and real. Gotta luv u!

June 25, 2008 at 11:21 PM  
Blogger CowGirl said...

You are one crazy fucker! I love it!

Rock on baby!

xx

June 27, 2008 at 4:32 PM  
Blogger Rage said...

I love this fucking movie and I love those fucking quotes!

Thanks for stopping by the blog!

June 28, 2008 at 5:20 PM  

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