Ass

Being an ass is a blast. It must be as so many are. I couldn't believe that all those asses out there are just the victims of bad luck, poor judgment or happenstance. Shit. Maybe they are. Maybe I am. Am I an ass? Rhetorical question. I just know that I feel a bit out of sorts. Sort of wrong done by, but with that annoying underlying feeling of it all being my fault. That is the worst part, I tell ya. It is one thing for the world to take a shit on you. It is another to sit there with your mouth open. Idiot.