Dirt

Messy. Ugly. Smelly. Rotten. Shit. Poo. Filth. Yucky. Sticky. Slimy. Greasy.
Bad Bad Bad!
And somehow we reproduce. Injecting our own goo and mixing it up and SPLAT, another little turd slides onto the field, ready to take and need and use. Ready to pollute. Ready to take up space, use up stuff and cost cash, while faking to think and pretending to feel.
If only a baby shower included some soap.