A man walks into a tavern and sees an elephant sitting at the bar with a large bowl of cash placed in front of him.
He walks up to the bar and the bartender explains " The first person who can make the elephant laugh will win the $10,000 in the jar."
A man casually walks up to the elephant and whispers something into his ear.
All of the sudden, the elephant starts laughing hysterically with his ears flapping and his trunk bouncing up and down on the bar knocking over drink glasses.
"I don't know what you whispered, " said the bartender, :but here is your $10,000."
A few weeks later, the same man entered the tavern and again saw the elephant at the bar, only this time with a bowl of $20,000 in front of him.
The bartender came up to him and said, "Last time you were able to make him laugh, but I doubt you can win this prize by making him cry."
The man then walked over to the elephant and stood directly in front of him so they were barely a few inches apart. The elephant immediately started bawling, crying uncontrollably with his giant tears filling nearby beer mugs.
The bartender gave the man his $20,000 prize but asked him. "What on earth did you say to make the elephant first laugh and then cry?"
"The first time", said the man, " I told him that mine was bigger than his"
Rex the above fake comment (2nd from top) as Keshi wasnt by me. If u click on the link u will see his blog Id number is different...someone cloned me..lol an obvious loser.
Ha! The gun thing was not meant in any negative way. I just really like the .50cal Action Express IMI Desert Eagle self-loading pistol, but hey, doesn’t everybody? Rock on!
22 Comments:
i hope to God
dis Rex cat is not angry wid me
.
Just waiting to find out what's happening with that gun...i'll be back again to check later lol
well.... it's a gun.
Thanks for visiting my site babe.. HNT pics every Thursday.
::smooches::
Mara
I hope that the news stations aren't at our door in the morning asking, "so, you read this Rex guy's blog, was he quiet and nice?"
I wouldn't know what to say.
niiice!!!
Nice Weapon Rex.
Hope you dont mind i linked you on my blog roll
Heyyyy !
she linked me too
wat have we gott in common?
i dont own a gun
Guns frighten me.I hate them.
If you got it you don't need a gun and if you don't a gun isn't gonna get it for you.
pretty pic though.
hey hi rex
how's doing
bullet!!!!!!
its something which harm both giver and taker
take care
Heyyyyy girls
i can make Rex laff
and i can make him cry
the guy dat won $30,000 is me
forget Rexxxx
A man walks into a tavern and sees an elephant sitting at the bar with a large bowl of
cash placed in front of him.
He walks up to the bar and the bartender explains " The
first person who can make the elephant laugh will win the $10,000 in the jar."
A man casually walks up to the elephant and whispers something into his ear.
All of the sudden, the elephant starts laughing hysterically with his ears flapping and his trunk
bouncing up and down on the bar knocking over drink glasses.
"I don't know what you
whispered, " said the bartender, :but here is your $10,000."
A few weeks later, the same man entered the tavern and again saw the elephant at the bar, only this time with a bowl of $20,000 in front of him.
The bartender came
up to him and said, "Last time you were able to make him laugh, but I doubt you can win this prize by making him cry."
The man then walked over to the elephant and stood directly in front of him so they were barely a few inches apart. The elephant
immediately started bawling, crying uncontrollably with his giant tears filling nearby beer mugs.
The bartender gave the man his $20,000 prize but asked him. "What on earth did you say to make the elephant first laugh and then cry?"
"The first time", said the
man, " I told him that mine was bigger than his"
"The second time, " he continued, "I showed him"
U guys dont populate
we indians and chinese no how to do it
u gotta copulate to populate
there are now more than i billion indians on dis planet
population sexplosion !
http://imnutsincapsfreud.blogspot.com/2005/10/kama-sutra-then-and-now-continuing.html
Now the bad news for u guys
there aint a billion jobs in india
yeah u guys better be good at yr jobs
lest u get replaced by indians
wives are out-sourcing too
u no ?
.
dazzling but dangerous.
that's hot.
i have no friggin abt gunz n stuff...but this looks cool....tht's all i can say!
Rex the above fake comment (2nd from top) as Keshi wasnt by me. If u click on the link u will see his blog Id number is different...someone cloned me..lol an obvious loser.
How have u been? I'm back from my holidays..
Keshi.
Nice piece!
Rex dear
the girl above the cow girl is not me
there are 2 keshi clones now
i gott nuttimg more to say
these 2 have said it for me
ROCK ON
ROLL ON
i'm all shook up
Ha! The gun thing was not meant in any negative way. I just really like the .50cal Action Express IMI Desert Eagle self-loading pistol, but hey, doesn’t everybody?
Rock on!
I like your gun better..At least it's ALWAYS loaded..Hee Hee. Love you..HLT
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