Anonymous said... pithly said... One post late, but must be sid:
Why guitars are better ..... ... ... ... than Women!
* Guitars don't get pregnant. * You can play your Guitar any time of the month. * Guitars don't have parents. * Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. * You can share your Guitar with your friends. * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played * Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. * Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. * You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. * If your Guitar is flat you can fix it. * Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. * Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. * You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. * If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. * You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. * You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. * Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. * Guitars don't get headaches. * Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. * Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. * Guitars don't care if you're late. * You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. * If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. * You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. * The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. * When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
* If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.
I have just been reading through all my ramblings and have been hit by the realisation that you never fail to say exactly the right thing. If I wore a hat I would tip it to you, I would even go so far as to take it off.
21 Comments:
ahemm this is good for guys - Im pretty straight Rex ;-)
Keshi.
Jeeez. shame about their faces!
Not happy are they!
kesh is straight??
sme posts back she said she is lesb
oh God!
she is definitely twofaced
Caracola said...
OH MY GAWD!!!! Can 't take my eyes off of that!!!! jajaja!
7:37 PM
Keshi said...
ahemm this is good for guys - Im pretty straight Rex ;-)
Keshi.
6:52 AM
, caracola said it all
and keshi lies,
Heyyy Rex
hope u wont be too angry wid me
those girls now grace my front page
.
Ahem, you really think stuffed in the face with thats gonna be fun? It just makes me wonder if they can sleep on their stomachs ever.
whoa!!
Blatent Boobies is right Rex.
Rexxx
if ur looking for me
u will find me crying in the chapel
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/love-of-my-life-just-said-good-bye-and.html
.
Wowie those are some serious breasteses!
*Shakes her ass at Saby*
Heres for the dying man. Hope it makes things Work! Work!
Follow the leader, leader
Follow the leader,
Follow the leader, leader
Follow the leader,
Nothing.
dat guy and all the rest in front of him
were later fished out from a cess pool
Anonymous said...
pithly said...
One post late, but must be sid:
Why guitars are better .....
...
...
...
than Women!
* Guitars don't get pregnant.
* You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
* Guitars don't have parents.
* Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
* You can share your Guitar with your friends.
* Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
* Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
* Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
* Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
* You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
* If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
* Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
* Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
* You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
* If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
* You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
* You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
* Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
* Guitars don't get headaches.
* Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
* Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
* Guitars don't care if you're late.
* You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
* If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
* You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
* The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
* When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
* If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.
12:21 AM
5:25 PM
Ask Pithaly to have an orgasm playing a guitar.
We'll talk then.
I have just been reading through all my ramblings and have been hit by the realisation that you never fail to say exactly the right thing. If I wore a hat I would tip it to you, I would even go so far as to take it off.
God talk about making me jealous i dont have tits that size.
size dont matter IDIOT!
wish u wud say the same to me
.
for an orgasm
u dont need woomen hunny
my best orgasms happened widout woomen
the first one is called Ewa Sonnet and she is what I would call: boobtastic.
OH MY GOD
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