Chicks Dig Big Dice

Dice.
Randomness.
Statistically trackable beacons to the inner workings of fate, chaos, and probability.
Those that have never felt the unexpected joy of that oh-so-needed but never dreamt of 20 need not apply, for theirs is a smaller world.
Yes, I speak to the ones who have dared to walk the paths of adventure and imagination, who time and time again threw their creative gestalts into the fray against innumerous challenges and adversaries, either for glory, gain, or slaughter.
Always also for the roll.
That sweetest and most finicky of mistresses.
Beautiful Lady Luck.